Friday, April 23, 2010

Neologism: "turboskank"

When I first encountered the term "turboskank" I didn't hear it, I saw it. It popped up in a Facebook remark this April. A guy, who shall remain nameless, went to his local Whole Foods and discovered the place overrun by what he referred to as "turboskanks" whom he supposed were wannabe models, given their great hieght, low weight, and lack of clothing.

Just as "turbo" sport drinks promise to take you to the next level of electrolyte- and vitamin-enhanced performance, the "turbo" skank takes her lack of dress to the next level of innappropriate.

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