Neologism - ESPNonage

Special thanks to my man Kenny Mayne for this one. Guys, sorry to sell you out and give away our secrets here, but ESPNonage is when you have a really important game that you want to watch but your wife or girlfriend wants to watch dancing with the stars...or E! You go along with it because you want a peaceful home. But whenever she gets to leave the room or at commercial breaks to flip the channel to catch up on the score.